Christmas Card Hell

Since I had to design it, get it ok'd, wrangle it, etc., I've also been stuck with the responsibility of getting all my beloved (...) coworkers to sign it as well... Then I have to scan the signatures, get it ready for print, etc... Though it will make me sick to my stomach, I'm gonna make each name alternating red and green. I'm getting nauseous just thinkning about it..

Oh, Evil Santa (above) isn't on the card, though I wish he were. He was lifted from some piece of shit blog that tried to install a trojan horse... On my Mac! Buahahahaha...