Saturday, January 21, 2006

The New Tattoo

I said I was going to get Kei's footprints tattooed on my butt, but I opted to do her kanji instead... Mainly 'cos my wife and the doctor would be the only people to ever see the feets, and that just ain't fair. Mutsuo of Three Tides Tattoo from Osaka, Japan did the deed last Sunday at the Star of Texas Tattoo Art Revival at the Red Lion Hotel.

Still wondering...

Ha! A new search result finds someone stranded (not) at my blog: porn slug. It's like I am missing the next big thing in net porn. "Like, ya know, bukkakke is so last year. Slug fucking is the bomb, yo!"

Friday, January 13, 2006

I have to wonder...

Yeah, so um... Yesterday, someone visited my blog after searching for "we have fucked the slug" on MSN UK. I have to wonder what that means.

Friday, January 06, 2006

Funny Useless Spam

I got this in my work email today: A sex device which gives a new meaning to the phrase "one-holer." A sling chair with a hole in it. Somewhere in Appalachia there's a new millionaire.