Skype: The Whole World Can Prank Call You for Free

A recent chat I had in Skype... Reads like a six-panel comic strip... ポークの鉄人, Iron Man of Pork is me, by the way. "Bumpie128" tried to call me out of the blue, but I don't answer unsolicited or unannounced calls from strangers. Unless I'm in an ornery mood, which is most of the time. Still... So I IM'ed him back to see what the call was for:

(18:26:51) ポークの鉄人, Iron Man of Pork says: yes....? what's up?

(18:27:19) bumpie128 says: You like the NBA?

(18:27:35) ポークの鉄人, Iron Man of Pork says: hmm.. no, sorry

(18:28:08) bumpie128 says: Football, NFL?

(18:28:45) ポークの鉄人, Iron Man of Pork says: nope

(18:29:01) bumpie128 says: Baseball, MLB

(18:29:33) ポークの鉄人, Iron Man of Pork says: i can take baseball... or futbol... basketball and football are boring

(18:29:59) bumpie128 says: Okay, do you like GIRLS?

(18:30:10) ポークの鉄人, Iron Man of Pork says: sure... do you?

(18:32:16) bumpie128 says: Boooooooooobiies

(18:32:31) ポークの鉄人, Iron Man of Pork says: have you escaped from AOL?